
As a birthday present, my wife decided that we should have a day to ourselves in a nice hotel room, our kid staying with grandma for the weekend. So, she packed some of her bedside toys, which raised my expectations sky high, and off we went to Amsterdam. After a lovely day in this city, we end up in a bar, not very crowded, at a small table enjoying some snacks and beers.
“We are going to take out my favorite toy tonight and put it to good use…” she says, and I feel the “joyous dribble” in my underwear. As usual, she enjoys her teasing and my squirming. Back in the hotel we quickly take turns in the shower and when I step out of the bathroom my wife slyly secures my hands behind my back with our handcuffs.
“All in good time” is her answer to my unspoken question. Then her lips and her fingers explore all to good spots on my body, her teeth bite painfully and I start to dribble on the floor. When she covers my mouth with kisses, I press my body against hers desperately. I feel the smile forming on her kissing lips and she slides down on her knees, her tongue exploring the gaps in the cage.
“Time for your present” she says and takes the cuffs off.
I lie on the bed while she begins to rummage in her luggage.
“The key isn’t here!”
“That is not funny.”
“No, it isn’t”
What ensues is two very horny people turning all the luggage upside down (where the key might be) and desperately searching all the cupboards and drawers of the hotel room (where the key really cannot be).
“It is just a ‘security screw’ and not a real lock. We just need a tool that fits.” My wife is the practical type and so we go through all available cutlery, toothpicks, forceps, interdental brush, two paper clips, folded aluminum foil, a ball-pen, my bicycle multi-tool (which always lives in my backpack), matches, a rubber band, chewing gum, and uncooked spaghetti. After maybe one and a half hours we concede defeat with my wife dryly commenting: “OK, that is one secure screw.”
We still had great sex and a wonderful second day in Amsterdam.
My question is: Did you ever have an experience like this (where trying to get the cage off is not cheating) and were you able to overcome the locking mechanism of your cage?