...when you're wearing a device, relaxing after work, and your 4 year old decides to jump off the arm of the couch and cannonballs onto your lap.
I'll be over here weeping if you need me. ;_;
Chastity isn't fun...
Chastity isn't fun...
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Yeah, I bet that's not a "good pain" at all. Though I'm sure even outside of chastity a 4 year old cannon balling on your crotch is a pretty high risk action too.
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Re: Chastity isn't fun...
Anyone ever see the movie "Idiocracy"? Set in the future, and everyone watched a TV program called "Ow, My Balls!" I rarely LOL at things, but that had me in tears.Aarkey wrote:Yeah, I bet that's not a "good pain" at all. Though I'm sure even outside of chastity a 4 year old cannon balling on your crotch is a pretty high risk action too.

Edit: Link to Youtube clip.
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That movie is pretty much dead on.
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I live in the South, so I don't need to watch a movie called "Idiocracy" - I see it every day! 

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Re: Chastity isn't fun...
The south hasn't cornered the market on that, there's plenty here in the north[east] as well.locknload wrote:I live in the South, so I don't need to watch a movie called "Idiocracy" - I see it every day!
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Re: Chastity isn't fun...
Yup, the movie dragged a bit, but definitely made a very true point and had a few good laughs in it.Tom Allen wrote:Anyone ever see the movie "Idiocracy"? Set in the future, and everyone watched a TV program called "Ow, My Balls!" I rarely LOL at things, but that had me in tears.
And... "You talk like a fag!"

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