[KHEmmi] Emmie's version

[Nick0965]

I find out more about what's going to happen on here than in any other way.

So much we could say, but it might give @KHEmmi ideas, so best to keep quiet...

[KHEmmi]

Can't believe how time has sped by and we're nearly at the end of our fabulous holiday.
It's been absolutely lovely to wake up and see so much space and sky, grass and mountains, lochs and sea. So quiet.

I made the right choice with the 38 for Herbi too.
He's enjoyed wearing it. I can tell by how often he gets reminders and how well he's been filling it. He'll be changed before we travel.
Don't want him getting too distracted while driving.

He's learnt a new command while we've been here as well.
“Down”
It means, “go down and give me an O”, which is a bit like “Kneel” but he doesn't have to kneel and I don't have to be standing. So much easier just to lie back and let him get on with it.
In fact, sometimes I haven't even needed to say “down”. I can just lie on the bed and he knows.
How great is that?

I know he's had a frustrating week but with no pressures, no stress, no need to get up early for anything, especially work, then why not enjoy it?
It's been a great week.

[KHEmmi]

Not added anything here for a while although I did try once or twice but found the site to be down.
Anyway...

The holiday is a distant memory and we're settled back into normal life and back in the heat again.
Herbs is happy with his 14 week achievement (I think!). I can tell by how well he's filling the Cobra this morning, hehehe.
I'm happy with it as well.
A record and it's been pointed out that he's approaching 100 days.
Tuesday will be 100 days in fact.
Can't unlock for fun without achieving that milestone. Tuesday's also the day that Vikki will be with us. Not that that means anything specifically in terms of the 100 days or otherwise. We'll just wait to see what happens.

Herbs has been complaining, no not complaining that's too strong, but he's mentioned how frequent the changes have been lately.
Since the holiday at least.
So I've told him that after his next “fun”, his next “O” in other words, we'll do something like 8 weeks in the Cobra. Uninterrupted without any changes.
Maybe 10 weeks. Would that be better? He's not mentioned it again so I don't know.

Going to make the most of the day.
Get some sun but be sensible, avoid the hottest part of the day, and sit quietly in a shady spot with a cool drink.
Herbi deserves some relaxation today too. After the bean delivery and sun cream application he can get some sun too if he wants. It's a hard life.

[Chosen_Jackal]

You are so delightfully cruel!
Always a joy reading your journal Miss Emmie!

[KHEmmi]

You are so delightfully cruel!
Always a joy reading your journal Miss Emmie!

Cruel??

[Tongue+groove]

. It's a hard life.

A hard life is a good life, sure beats a soft life.

[KHEmmi]

Didn't set out with a 100 day target but it's been nice to hit it anyway.
Everything so settled these days.
Four cages and the average below 0.5 now which is good.
Enjoying the new life.

[Curiousrk]

Congratulations to both of you on 100!

[Nick0965]

Four cages and the average below 0.5 now which is good.

Based on the fact that, very probably, most men ejaculate on a daily basis, and we're now on day 196 of this year, @KnownAsHerbert is actually on an average of 0.0102

[KnownAsHerbert]

Four cages and the average below 0.5 now which is good.

Based on the fact that, very probably, most men ejaculate on a daily basis, and we're now on day 196 of this year, @KnownAsHerbert is actually on an average of 0.0102

It looks so much worse when you express it like that.

Makes Miss Emmie's "orgasms per month" numbers seem almost generous by comparison!
2 orgasms in 6 months makes it 0.33 so I'll have to see what happens when the month of July is complete. Hoping for "3 in 7" (0.43).