Hot things your keyholder has said!

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Her after being fallated to three very strong orgasms by Her very "cunning linguist" (me)

*Deep sigh* "I feel soooo relaxed"

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This morning during a conversation about whether she ever would want sex with me again, she said "Even if I did, I'm don't think your pathetic cock would be able to satisfy me, so there's no point..."
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CS asked if it had rained much while she was gone. I said it rained a couple times but it was hard and short spurts.

CS : you mean like you if I would let you?
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Me saying something that slightly irritated @MrsLockNkey

Her: "Im sure glad you are wearing SPIKES" 👀😬
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My wife was guessing how long i had been locked up this time. She guessed 8 months i said if you think its been that long you need to take to your vagina. He response was oh you have take care of her just fine. No need to let you out.
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Watching a movie with CS and I made the comment “ that’s right cause I am the man of the house.”

CS held up the key on her necklace and said, “You wish”.
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Em: Shame. I was going to give you a choice at the weekend. To come or fairy costume.
Me: Was going to?
Em: Yeah, but with the heatwave, I'm not going to be wearing that corset top all day.
Me: So it's the other option by default then?
Em: No. Sorry. Have to wait another week and hope for better weather.
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KnownAsHerbert wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:37 pm Em: No. Sorry. Have to wait another week and hope for better weather.
Deepest sympathies. One positive to take away is that Tuesday will be 100 days since your last orgasm? So that is a major milestone!
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. Em: Yeah, but with the heatwave, I'm not going to be wearing that corset top all day.
It’s a shame you don’t have air conditioning. I didn’t have a/c until I left home.
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. ;)
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Tongue+groove wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 11:03 am
. Em: Yeah, but with the heatwave, I'm not going to be wearing that corset top all day.
It’s a shame you don’t have air conditioning. I didn’t have a/c until I left home.
Nick0965 wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 8:41 am
KnownAsHerbert wrote: Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:37 pm Em: No. Sorry. Have to wait another week and hope for better weather.
Deepest sympathies. One positive to take away is that Tuesday will be 100 days since your last orgasm? So that is a major milestone!
Unfortunately, air conditioning is still rather uncommon here in the UK.

100 days wow. Hadn't even clicked, but I guess you're right. All the signs are that it will be a few more days yet as well. The words "another week" weren't what I wanted to hear.
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