Hot things your keyholder has said!

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Mr Pickle
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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

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I was doing some contract work at the store C works in. I get lots of attention from the ladies there.

I was showing off a little.

One of C's colleagues says "It must be nice to have a man that's 99% pure beef at home"

giggles all round. I was quite flattered in a many big headed way.

C replied "More like Canned beef" before giving me that smile.
Me. "I only got 30 seconds, that's not fair". C. "life's not fair, suck it up" :(
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Mrs. Groove has been on a roll lately. While continuing to do remodeling work on the house she very deliberately approaches me grabs my balls and nub cage, looks up at me very seriously and says.

Her: You understand this package is mine and only mine.
Me: yes ma’am I am only responsible for taking care of it.
Her: You didn’t hear me. I said it is mine! Which means I am the one who takes care of it! You are to do nothing more than carry it around for me. Just like a pack mule. You are nothing more than a pack mule for what is mine.
Me: yes ma’am :shock:


First thing this morning she asks “how did my pack mule sleep?”
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. ;)
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After satisfying CS told her I was real horny for her.
Her: Would you like me to unlock you?
Me: Yes
Her: what fun would that be? Now get back to work.
Me: Yes my Queen.
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After pleasuring her she said that you need a stretch. Not a cum but just a stretch. Pulling down my underwear she said he’s so little and cute in his nub. Let’s take this off and boing I sprang to life. Couldn’t get the ring off. A few licks and a few strokes later and Mrs. Groove says your way too big for me you could never fit inside me. :o Seriously!
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. ;)
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I wear a gold plated Cobra Nub. CS unlocked and removed only the cage. Fingering the gold ring around my balls, she said,” This is to stay on always as it is now your wedding ring”.
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"Make your little penis cum for me. Little tiny spurts, lol!"
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While edging me tonight she says

Don’t worry I don't need you at the moment. I took care of myself earlier today while you were out. So time to lockup until I need you.
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. ;)
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My wife: I know I promised you a treat for cleaning the house and walking the dog but I’ve changed my mind. I’m the keyholder.
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After three hours of laying in bed with CS’s head on my chest she wakes up and I tell her I have been laying here so very horny.

CS: As you should be.
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After pleasuring her a few times I had to come up for air. Thinking I had left her still wanting more, I laid there with her head on my shoulder basking in her glow.

She whispered in my ear “would you like to cum now?”

Me thinking: yes it worked she needs piv
Me saying: Absolutely! Please please please!
Her: sorry, not tonight, maybe in another 21 days.
Me: But I just did a 21 day stint and this would be 28 days this time.
Her: yes, it would be a new record for you.
Me: At this rate you would be having about 16 sessions to my one, and who knows how many times you cum in a session.
Her : (rolling over) stop doing the math and rub my back. :?
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. ;)