"Is anything worn under your kilt?"

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"Is anything worn under your kilt?"

Post by Tom Allen » Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:23 am

A woman approaches a Scotsman, and asks "Excuse me, but is anything worn under your kilt?"

The man answered, "Worn? Naw, lass, it's as good as it ever was."
Okay, so now I'm curious. Do we have any locked guys wearing kilts around here? And if so, what are your arrangements?
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Re: "Is anything worn under your kilt?"

Post by Lockedchef » Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:31 am

There was a guy over on Chastity mansion who talked about wearing a kilt a biker rallies locked up and showing off his device. Word got around and it turned into show and tell all night
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Re: "Is anything worn under your kilt?"

Post by sirmebane » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:16 pm

When a woman asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt, he replied, "On a good day... lipstick."
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Re: "Is anything worn under your kilt?"

Post by Locked and Loaded » Wed Sep 04, 2019 7:59 pm

Kilt wearer here !!!! Probably about 25%of the time.

But, NEW to being caged. I mean Really new. So, it will be interesting for me as well. I will try and report back when I get a few miles on the cage.
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Re: "Is anything worn under your kilt?"

Post by Steve2059 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:09 am

Yes I wear a kilt, made with my Clan's tartan. Nothing underneath except a cage - not even a pube. It does mean a little care when sitting, or doing a Highland Fling.

Sadly the kilt joke's already been done, but here's another:

Q - How do you know if a guy is a genuine Scotsman?
A - Feel under his kilt - if it's a Quarter Pounder, then he's a McDonald
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