Hot things your keyholder has said!

[TwistedMister]

"We're definitely going to make some time for 'play-time' this weekend. I want you to do for me what you did *last* weekend again."

Last weekend, I had my head between her legs and gave her a nice 'O'...then I slowed down a little but kept going, she was responding nicely and I started building her back up again...when she blasted off again, she was screaming so loudly that I expect that our neighbors may have heard her (1/4 mile away...sound travels quite a distance here in this sparsely populated valley). I was still locked, and she didn't have to do anything but lay back and enjoy.

Afterward, she started apologizing for not letting me out, she said she had thought about it "...but after a while I just didn't care anymore, and now I'm too worn out."

I told her not to worry about it 'cuz it really turns me on to be pleasuring her while locked and knowing that I can't get any, she said "Really?"

Ummmm, duh? (I didn't say that, but it's been like, more than 10 years that we've been doing this and she hadn't glommed on to that little fact?) Wow. What the hell has she been thinking all this time? Light dawns on Marblehead***? Things might be a little different now...

***(For those unfamiliar with the pun- 'Marblehead' is a town on the coast of northeast MA, a rocky peninsula between Salem and Swampscott.)

[locked4her55]

I told her not to worry about it 'cuz it really turns me on to be pleasuring her while locked and knowing that I can't get any, she said "Really?"

Ummmm, duh? (I didn't say that, but it's been like, more than 10 years that we've been doing this and she hadn't glommed on to that little fact?) Wow. What the hell has she been thinking all this time?

Maybe you needed to say more often "'cuz it really turns me on to be pleasuring you while locked and knowing that I can't get any".

Light dawns on Marblehead***?

Now you've given it away. Another North Shore boy.

[TwistedMister]

LOL, not anymore, that's all in the past. I lived in some places near there for a while, but now I'm back where I belong, where I don't have to be concerned with a 'license' to exercise any of my Constitutional Rights.

(If the exercise of Constitutional Rights must be 'licensed', shouldn't they *all* require a 'license'? Conversely, if exercising one's Constitutional Rights does *not* require licensing, then none should. "Did you just say that you don't like the President? Do you have a 'Free Speach License'?" "Ummm, I'd rather not say..." "Oh, so you *don't* have a license to speak freely. I'm guessing that you don't have a license to 'take the Fifth', either. Oh, you're going to go away for a long, long time, you're under arrest! The judge is going to throw 'the book' at you. Say, do you have a license for a speedy trial? No? Bwahahahahahahahaha!")

Back when Deval Patrick was running for governor of The People's Socialist Republic of Massachusetts, I swore that if he got elected I would leave the state...and I did. I didn't even bother trying to sell my house first, I just packed up my crap and left.

[LOCKED HUSBAND]

Twisted Mister If there was uncharted land to go to I'd be gone , for everything are fore fathers fought for is all but gone in this country . There will indeed be a sad bunch of people one day when they wake up and realize where their liberalism has gotten them .

[lockedbill]

I guess when some people lock their cock they need something to make up for it.

[greecemonkey]

We've got a friend staying for 3 weeks, so things are a little quiet. She said this morning .. 'next week (when he leaves) your balls are mine again and they're going to be very painful'. MMmmmm. Can't wait.

[TwistedMister]

Twisted Mister If there was uncharted land to go to I'd be gone , for everything are fore fathers fought for is all but gone in this country .

Yep, I have been saying that very thing for some years now. Unfortunately, there really isn't anywhere else left to go...at least, not on *this* planet (and I'm fairly sure that I will have been dead for a long while before another suitable planet becomes a possible destination, if that ever happens at all). So, I just try to make the best of it where I'm at, and keep running my mouth in hopes that enough people wake up. I have to get on a plane next week (the last time I was on a commercial aircraft was around 1980), and Mrs. Twisted has some concern that my big mouth is going to get me into some trouble at the airport...and it's not entirely unjustified. Even if I manage to keep my mouth shut, I'm sure that "Fuck you TSA" is going to be written on my face so blatantly that even a blind man can read it. (And, in case the Gestapo, er, I mean DHS reads this because it pops the Big Brother computer, Fuck You too.) (Anybody seen my LSF*?)

*(License to Speak Freely)

I guess when some people lock their cock they need something to make up for it.

LOL, I'm going to assume that's being written with a smile. Truth is, I was into that before I knew my cock had a use other than taking a leak, and getting paid for it before my first fuck...long before discovering the kink of cock-locking.

And on that note...I should cease and desist before I take this thread further off-topic...further comments [on this subject] will be taken to the Member's Lounge.

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On Topic:

Mrs. Twisted has decided that I will be free for the duration of the [upcoming] trip (she doesn't want anything else to worry about). When I suggested that I might be inclined to take advantage of that freedom she said something...I didn't quite catch it (and decided it was better not to ask her to repeat it) but the gist of it was that she would be *very* displeased if I were to do so and something unpleasant would result. That was hot. I think she's really getting into this, more than ever before...

[carolina cyclist]

Last night while MrsL was teasing, edging, and stifling orgasms, as she had allowed me to slide inside her, she said "you can't have an orgasm without me...but I can have one WITH or WITHOUT you...." I nearly lost my composure and had an unapproved orgasm. Wow

[luckylocked]

We were watching the new Cinderella movie on Saturday night. (keyholders choice). When I was clearing the table she handed me her plate and said "here you go Cinders, bring me back some chocolate".
Now my new sub nick name is Cinders. Gets me so hot.

[Veganpunk]

I'm still new in this game, and have a CB6000s on order. But we tried out a cheap crappy one from Amazon. Had to remove it due to pinching above and below. After about the third day free, she says "we need to get you locked back up". We only used the cheapo for about 4 days, so she came around to this pretty fast. Also she calls my penis her toy, and only she is allowed to play with it.