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[Tom Allen]

I remember that; the couple IIRC, wrote a book. And this was followed up by a Christian minister (no, really) who challenged his congregation (the married couples) to have sex every day for a month. Mrs. Edge and I have done this challenge for the last few years, although we have to add our own little twist, naturally.

It's too bad that you didn't take the opportunity to educate your friends on the concept that "having sex" =/= "PIV intercourse." You needn't have gotten into the chastity bit, but you could have opined on the experience of long make-out sessions, etc., not as foreplay, but as the main course.

Ah well. My friends barely even make dirty jokes, so I'm envious anyway.

[luckylocked]

I could of Tom, but I was a wee bit pre-occupied wondering if she was serious or not. The twinkle in her eye had me so worried.

She has since clarified that she thinks Birthday (April), Anniversary (July) & Fathers Day (Sept in Oz) are all on. I am still very concerned that she is on track for this as she said it with a "Don't worry babe you wont be locked up for a year tone" when I was hoping for a "You will have plenty of orgasms this year tone."

I guess the fun of chastity is the not knowing when (and if) it will happen.

[luckylocked]

We were watching Elementary last night and Sherlock offering up an intersting fact said "Pigs orgasms last for half an hour"
Mrs K quick as flash said "How long do your orgasms last, oh that's right, you don't have orgasms"