Without further ado:
- The Spreadsheet
- Friday, August 1 bedtime
- I snuggle up to her and rub her arm lightly.
- "nuh-uh" (as in "no") and a little shrug letting me know to stop rubbing
- Saturday, August 2 bedtime
- after she undressed, I said, "you look sexy."
- smiles. "Thank you!" Looks at herself. Rubs her hands down her curvy sides. "Good night, sweetie." gives me a peck.
- Sunday, August 3 morning
- we're both not quite awake. I spoon her and stroke her hips.
- "I'm sleeping." I rolled away. "You can still spoon me." Later I woke up and gave the kids breakfast and left her in bed. She came down half an hour later. When I went up to get dressed, her vibrator was left out.
- Monday, August 4 bedtime
- "It's been a while since we've had sex. I miss it."
- "Come on. We just did last weekend." (meaning the weekend before).
- Tuesday, August 5 bedtime
- snuggling up to her, "I'm really horny."
- "Sorry, I'm really not right now."
- Wednesday, August 6 bedtime
- "Do you want a backrub?" she had a long day.
- "Sure." After about thirty minutes, I am very turned on and hard and rub against her butt some while I'm massaging. "You can be done, sweetie." I rub against her butt more and kiss her neck. "I just want to go to sleep now. I don't mind if you jerk off, though." I do. She's alseep by the time I'm done.
- Thursday, August 7 bedtime
- "Do you want another backrub?"
- "Sure, but you're not getting any." After the backrub, I jerk off again.
- Friday, August 8 late bedtime
- We've had a couple drinks. "I really want you, baby."
- "How about a backrup first and we'll see what happens." I rub her back awhile and am very hard. She invites me to rub her pussy and soon we have sex. Feels amazing. I come quickly after two weeks gap. She uses vibrator after.
- Saturday, August 9 morning
- I snuggle up, stroke her down her arm, kiss her neck.
- "I need a little more sleep."
- Sunday, August 10 morning
- I snuggle up again. We spoon chastely.
- After a few minutes, she starts to wiggle her butt against me. I rub back and kiss her neck. Kids woke up then. I fed them. She used her vibe then came down for breakfast.
- Monday, August 11 bedtime
- "You really left me hanging yesterday morning." I stroke her arm.
- "I'm on my period or I would make it up to you. Do you want to jerk off?" I should mention that I can't really get hard on my own even with porn, so I need her help even to jerk off. I said yes. "Your can rub my butt." I rub my cock against her butt until I'm hard and dry hump her. "Hey, don't get me all sticky!" I finish in my hand.
- Tuesday, August 12 bedtime
- "I know you're on your period, but can you help me out again?"
- "Again? Ok." She rolls over so I can hump her butt again. As soon as I start she reminds me, "don't get me sticky."
- Wednesday, August 13 bedtime
- "Is it still the wrong time of month?" snuggling against her.
- "No, I'm done, but didn't you just get off yesterday?" yes, but it isn't the same as making love. "Maybe tomorrow."
- Thursday, August 14 bedtime
- *You know, you're the most amazing woman I've ever met."
- "Thank you." (ok technically I didn't ask for sex this night. I just told her how much I love her, meant it, and hoped something might happen. It didn't, but it was nice.
- Friday, August 15 bedtime
- "I love you so much. You're so sexy. I'd really love to make love with you tonight."
- "Aww. You're such a sweetheart. Come here." We snuggle. "I'm really not in the mood tonight, but I love you, too."
- Saturday, August 16 morning
- "Do you think you might be in the mood this morning?"
- "I had a long week at work. Can I just sleep in today?"
- Sunday, August 17 morning
- "The kids are still asleep."
- "Ooh and you're already hard? Why don't you jerk off real quick?" I do. She watches, then gets her vibrator out when I'm done.
- Monday, August 18 bedtime
- "You feeling sexy tonight, honey?"
- "You heard about my day. You know I'm gonna say 'no'." I didn't want to assume until I'd actually her you say 'no'. "Well, No. No. No. No. No. No. No"
- Tuesday, August 19 bedtime
- She didn't wear a nightgown. I tenderly stroke her hips and thighs.
- "What's with you lately?" I just love you and find you very sexy. "Well, quit it. Goodnight." peck.
- Wednesday, August 20 bedtime
- She had pajamas on. I spooned her. "You're so sexy, even in cotton pajamas."
- "You'd find me sexy in a snowmobile suit. I thought I told you to quit it." I did last night. "I meant give me a break.You're after me every night. Go to sleep."
- Thursday, August 21 bedtime
- "I'm not trying to bug you, but would you like a backrub tonight?"
- "Yes, please." after I was done she asked, "did you get hard?" I had, but it passed. "Oh, I was going to say you should jerk off. You can rub my butt if you want." I did. Once I was going, she said, "don't come on there." I finished in my hand.
- Friday, August 22 bedtime
- "Thanks for last night. That was nice. Do you want another backrub?"
- "Not tonight, sweety."
- Saturday, August 23 morning
- as we're both slowly waking up, I cuddle and kiss her neck.
- "We have to get up right away. It's a busy day."
- Sunday, August 24 midday
- oldest was at a friend's. youngest napped. "You feel like going upstairs for a snuggle?"
- "Not right now, I want to get some cleaning done."
- Monday, August 25 bedtime
- she came to bed naked. I stroke her belly lightly with fingertips.
- "That feels nice. Keep doing that." When I leaned in for a kiss, she mumbled about already being asleep.
- Tuesday, August 26 bedtime
- she showered before bed. asked me to rub lotion on her back.
- "Are you turned on after ten seconds of that? Really? I'm too tired tonight."
- Wednesday, August 27 bedtime
- "I've been thinking about your sexy body all day."
- "Oh. I don't feel sexy right now. I was just reading about banana fungus." (You can't make this up.)
- Thursday, August 28 bedtime
- I snuggled up to her, put my arms around and kissed her neck. She wriggled into it, so I kept kissing.
- After a minute or two of snuggling, "Did I tell you what happened at work today?" no. "Well, we finally had a meeting about Tim." Tim is a terrible coworker. Mood gone, we talked about Tim and work.
- Friday, August 29 bedtime
- She had a few glasses of wine. I cuddled up to her in bed. We made out.
- "let me buzz first." after she did she had to go pee. I got soft while she was gone. when she got back, she said she just wanted to go to sleep. apologized. said we'd try in the morning.
- Saturday, August 30 morning
- I spooned her. "You were pretty horny last night before you buzzed yourself off. Is any of that left this morning?"
- "Honey, I think I drank too much last night. I just want to sleep in." (I wanted to try again that night, but I'm just doing one per day.)
- Sunday, August 31 morning
- I woke up before her. when she started to stir, I snuggle up to her and stroked her butt.
- "could you get some oil and give me a massage?" I did her back. I made a move, but she asked for more massages first. Kids woke up. I got the kids breakfast. she stayed up and buzzed.
Monday, September 1 evening
I decided not to try anything because I didn't want to start getting annoying. About a minute or two after I kissed her goodnight, my wife said, "Come over here, I want you to fuck my ass."
I was kind of stunned by the suddenness of it and said, "What?"
She said, "Come here. Oh, maybe I want you in my pussy first, or let me suck you, ok?"
It still felt like I didn't know what was happening. I scooted over toward her, though. "We can do whatever you like, honey," is what I said, or something like that.
She grabbed me with both hands and started rubbing all over me. "Oh, I wish you had 5 cocks and you could fuck both holes and my mouth and I could have one for each hand!"
I just couldn't believe what she was saying. Finally, I pulled back a bit and said, "Honey, what's got into you?"
She smiled, "I think your plan to try get me to fuck you every night has worked and turned me into a nympho." It was more of a smirk than a smile, I realized.
I stammered, "I didn't. That wasn't my plan. When did you..."
She pulled me back toward her and explained, "I realized about a week ago that it must have been some kind of test or something. That's when I started messing with you."
I pushed back a little again to see her face better, "You were messing with me?" I wasn't hurt, just surprised.
"You should have seen your face when I said 'banana fungus'." She was smiling and laughing. It was fun.
"I wasn't trying to turn you into a nympho, you know." I felt embarrassed that I'd kept this from her and that I'd been discovered.
"No, I know. I've been waiting for you to skip a day so I could test you with the nympho act. From the way you reacted tonight I think I have it figured out. You have developed some kind of fetish about getting shot down, right?" She was serious. It had literally never crossed my mind, but I realized I was kind of looking to her denials by the end of the month.
"I don't know. I'm not sure."
"It's ok. You don't have to be embarrassed. Don't forget that I love you. You just keep asking and I'll keep saying 'no'. It'll be easier now that I don't have to feel like I'm depriving you." She hugged me close and kissed my neck. She started to push her hips against mine. I was already hard.
"We can still have sex sometimes, right?" I asked.
"Sometimes, sure. Not right now, though. Go get my vibrator."