First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing

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First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing

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This is my first post, I admittedly did not take the time to read all the rules and will therefore be posting cautiously. I ordererd my first male chastity device from the most common place on the net, and my intentions are pretty normal...I think. It’s a normal sized one that Id like to post but I don’t know if that’d be advertising on here so it’s just a semi hard plastic device with that ball sinch and lock n key. I’m just wondering wtf to do. I’m not a small guy, it may be about masturbation, I am married. I’m just interested in this kink. My wife and I have no kids so why not be kinky? So when this thing comes just put my dick in it and expect my wife not to notice? I read some posts saying let your partner do it but I dunno if she’s into it. Classic first timer shit here. Whatever, would appreciate casual users thoughtful responses but I suppose we will see what this site is all about. Thanks.
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I ordererd my first male chastity device from the most common place on the net,
I had no idea that MySPace sold chastity devices.

What?
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Wow, just wait till Twisted sees this topic. :D
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Lock it up, and tell her you have a present for her. Give her the key and see what happens! Could be fun. I'm guessing she has some idea what a chastity device is?
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Justdabbling wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:47 pmI admittedly did not take the time to read all the rules
Might be justdabbling but surely he's justnotreading which leads me to justnotcommenting. :roll: :lol:
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Lock it up, and tell her you have a present for her. Give her the key and see what happens!
Oh, that's definitely the way to go. Women love sexy surprises.
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Tom Allen wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:08 pm
Lock it up, and tell her you have a present for her. Give her the key and see what happens!
Oh, that's definitely the way to go. Women love sexy surprises.
Isn’t there a famous internet rule about sarcasm?
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cuyahoga wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:48 pm
Tom Allen wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:08 pm
Lock it up, and tell her you have a present for her. Give her the key and see what happens!
Oh, that's definitely the way to go. Women love sexy surprises.
Isn’t there a famous internet rule about sarcasm?
Are you talking about Rule 34 again?
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Tom Allen wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:37 am Are you talking about Rule 34 again?
That’s something different. Had to look it up. Poe’s Law is what I was referencing.
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Tom Allen wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:37 am
cuyahoga wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:48 pm Isn’t there a famous internet rule about sarcasm?
Are you talking about Rule 34 again?
That’s actually funnier. I reference sarcasm; you reference rule 34. Rule 34 says if something exists, there is porn for it, or will be soon.

What would sarcasm porn look like? “Oh, your cock is sooo big, Jerry!” “Oh yeah? And your pussy is sooo tight, Elaine!”
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