Hot things your keyholder has said!

[TheNookieMonster]

We were taking about a potluck BBQ we are attending as a club event at a nearby park. I suggested bringing a blanket and eating "picnic style" on the ground.
She said no, I will sit on the ground and she will sit in a chair, above me, like a queen.

[Sam3655]

While watching 90 Day Finace with the wife, I went to make a comment and she said,”If you say anything you are not getting out till the end of the year”

The next day I said “you know you already told me we are doing Locktober thru Deny December so I am already locked till the end of the year”

Her: “I know. I meant end of 2024”.

[Sam3655]

Morning of October 1, wife between my legs says to her penis “see you in three months”

[Sam3655]

Wife: look at my new app on my phone . It’s a counter.

Me: why would you need that?

Wife: so I know how many days to add come January 1st.

She has been on a roll lately.

[Hussman767]

We were able to have some pretty darn good PIV sex before Locktober started.
The next morning my wife/keyholder asked me if I enjoyed it…especially being allowed on top.
When I replied I did she said “Good, because that’s the last you’ll get for a month!”

[Sam3655]

Two hours into a twelve hour drive I texted my wife/kh that I think she forgot to give me an emergency key.

She texted back: Oops

[Mr Pickle]

Not so hot.

So.. C was going to ride me and sit on my face afterwards.
Sounds great! At the moment.

All the time she is riding me she is saying "I'm gona make you eat my cum filled pussy". So naturally I blow my load about twenty seconds in.
C then starts grinding her hips "I'll just mix it up a bit. Make it nice and lumpy".
"Oh fuck.. Really!"
"Yeah.. Make sure it's really sticky and gooey for you".
"Nope l. I am not doing this".
"Awww baby, why not" she says while lifting up. "It's all dangling from my lips like mozzarella".
Talk about killing a fantasy?
"Fuck that.. I am not doing it. kill me if you have to".

[Sam3655]

Me this morning: Last day of Locktober.!!!

Her: Yeah, don’t expect anything to change.

[Sam3655]

Watching the Sunday night football game.

Me: The Jets can move the ball. They just can’t finish.
Her: You mean like you?

[nosaint]

I love that it's all about my pleasure.

Never thought I'd hear that. The old girl is even exploring new things, at her age!!