Hot things your keyholder has said!

[buzby]

We were messing around last night. She had two orgasms. I made the comment that she could unlock me, to which she said she doesn't remember where she put the key. I thought she was kidding until I texted her today that I was really horny and she said she'd find the key. Later in the day she says "I have no idea where the key is, I don't know what you want me to do." In the moment, that was very hot. Thinking about it, I may be stuck for a very long time.

[buzby]

So, quick and funny update. She found the key, I commented today that now that she had it again we could play. Her response: “You think so? Just because I found the key, doesn’t mean Jack crap.”

[Spaceman]

Tomorrow I have a new, smaller cage arriving, and on Saturday I have a minor operation. When I told my wife that it's arriving tomorrow she said 'thats good, you can wear it for the operation"

[jnuts]

“You don’t need a big dick when you have a mouth that can do that.”

[jnuts]

While making love to Belle with a dildo that is 2" longer than me harnessed over my cage.

Me: "Can this please be our new normal?"
Belle: "How can I possibly say no to that?"

[K_J]

We’re getting back into chastity after a couple year break. While I was taking care of her, I casually mentioned how I’d been locked for a week and a half with the implication I felt that was a respectable duration.

Her immediate response, “a week and a half!? Is that it? Honey, you’re barely into training.”

[Tom Allen]

Her immediate response, “a week and a half!? Is that it? Honey, you’re barely into training.”

lol, she thinks like my wife does.

One of the issues with doing long terms is that anything less than six months looks like "you're just getting warmed up."

[Sam3655]

Wife: “Super Bowl if 49ers win you stay locked another month. If Chiefs win I will give you a blow job.”

Me:”to completion?”

Wife:” Hell no”

[UltraWhiteStar]

I guess my wife anticipated this:

Me: „Tomorrow is my doctors appointment“

Wife: „I know.“

Me: „For my health checkup.“

Wife: „Yes, I know what you are going to ask and the answer is NO!“

Me: „That will be an odd situation then.“

Wife: „Odd? An expensive lock does not look odd when it secures a fancy road bike.“

Me: ?

Wife: „You are my very fancy road bike!“

[WifeIsVanilla]

Well, I guess it will make the doctor's job a bit easier while checking for testicular cancer?