Hot things your keyholder has said!

[Tongue+groove]

We were both a little irritable last night so we just vegged in front of tv. I finally broke and asked.

Me. So are you still planning to use me tonight as you threatened yesterday.
Her. No, I don’t feel like it. Why do you even ask?
Me. I just never know what to expect. It’s like I’m just a sex toy you keep in a drawer. You take it out to use as you like and toss it back in when you’re done.
Her. Yes you are. The only difference is you like it this way. So, don’t complain.

[Mr Pickle]

Whilst in spain with our boy C gave me a little video chat and a show with her and a vibe. She did ask "Is it frustrating being a thousand miles away from licking this".

[Tongue+groove]

@mr.pickle

You had another post about powerful words. If this had happened to me I would have had my first uncontrollable loss of essential fluids.

[Tongue+groove]

Just now while reading here Mrs. G observes how little dog is slowly licking a chew toy.

As she is leaving the room she kisses me on the top of the head and says,

“Little dog isn’t the only one who likes to slow lick their toys”

Instant snugness.

[Hmdlock]

She’ll say many things but when she’ll openly talk with her friend on speaker phone about my cage it gets me going

[hot-robot]

After my barest hint of questioning her inaction:

“I can’t do this wrong.”

[KnownAsHerbert]

"I hope you're enjoying your first locked Christmas because I've got no intention of unlocking you"

Thank you, Miss Emmie.

[Spaceman]

Not said, but she wrote 'caged' and 'slave' on the back of my hands.

Hopefully I'll be allowed to wash it off before we go out

[Tongue+groove]

I was released for a thorough cleaning. Had some skin issues so I returned to the black plastic nub. The next time she saw it she had such a delightful look in her eyes and excitedly says.

“Oh my super hero is back. He’s just so cute in the nub.”

Me. The metal one is a nub also

Her. But this one appears smaller.

[KnownAsHerbert]

Not said, but she wrote 'caged' and 'slave' on the back of my hands.

Hopefully I'll be allowed to wash it off before we go out

Finding myself wishing for the Nub again myself.
This big steel is driving me crazy. I'm allowed to express how I'm feeling as long as it's not presented as a complaint or a moan or a rant, so I told her that it was getting to me, driving me crazy.

Miss Emmie: Glad it's doing a good job then. No changeover yet though so just enjoy it.