Anal orgasm: finally!

[TwistedMister]

I hate the sleepy drugs.

Not me. I have had plenty of pain from injuries because of a habit of doing risky things for fun and money. But, I have developed a rule that, for medical procedures, is basically 'knock me right out, I don't want to know anything'. This rule comes from an experience with an Army doctor (re)breaking bones in my foot and putting stainless steel rods in. All I got was a local, which was Novocaine. Novocaine does not work well on me.

The doc gave the injection, but after waiting for a bit I could still feel when he poked me to test and he finally said "I don't have time to wait any longer, I'm going to start anyway." It was not fun, not fun at all, but an E-4 does not get to argue with an officer. Bonus: I didn't get any pain meds *after* the operation either. It was rather...intense...for a few days.

So, if there's a choice, knock me out, wake me up when it's over.

[Tongue+groove]

Army doctor (re)breaking bones in my foot

I nearly passed out just reading this. I Can’t blame you one bit!

[Mr Pickle]

Not me. I have had plenty of pain from injuries because of a habit of doing risky things for fun and money.

Same lol. And I still do.

Cut through the joint in my finger during lockdown with a steel cutter. The finger fell sideways. I thought "oh oh".

I held it in place while C put sterile strips on to hold it in place. Then as soon as she had finished she passed out.

I went back and finished cutting the steel with my other hand.

Surprisingly the finger healed ok. Just a bit wonky.

I dont like hospitals, and I really dont like needles. I'd rather be awake so I can run away.

[Tongue+groove]

The finger fell sideways.

I saw something similar happen to my cousin back in high school. He was on his own while I puked and nearly passed out. Funny thing is I watched my son come into the world by C section. Yep seen the inside of my wife. But bones make me drop.

Kind of odd in some ways.

[TwistedMister]

Not me. I have had plenty of pain from injuries because of a habit of doing risky things for fun and money.

Same lol. And I still do.

Cut through the joint in my finger during lockdown with a steel cutter. The finger fell sideways. I thought "oh oh".

I held it in place while C put sterile strips on to hold it in place. Then as soon as she had finished she passed out.

I went back and finished cutting the steel with my other hand.

Surprisingly the finger healed ok. Just a bit wonky.

I dont like hospitals, and I really dont like needles. I'd rather be awake so I can run away.

Reminds me of the time I cut partway through my thumb in shop class- miter box with a hand saw. Got distracted and wasn't paying attention.

Wife doesn't see most of my injuries. I had to call her at work one day, to ask her where the betadine was. She was instantly suspicious. We went 'round about three times with her refusing to tell me where it was until I told her why I needed it- "Well, I kind of shot myself a little bit." She was *not* happy.

I hate hospitals and needles too, can't look when I'm getting jabbed.

[Tongue+groove]

I kind of shot myself a little bit.

Did that when I was 10 with a 22 pistol. Still have a scar on the bottom of my big toe. Itches when it rains.

Been the topic of discussion at every family reunion for 50 years now.

[Tongue+groove]

Oops sorry I got this far off the topic of anal orgasms.

Maybe I’ll ask my doctor about those when I go in for my scope next month.

[ARK]

Ok back to the topic

Had my first girly-O this month with no ejaculation. Been 5 months since my last orgasm. Maybe after Locktober I will try to achieve one.