Poetry - Limericks

[addadayplease]

Poetry Poem Humor

A groom, known for sexual rapacity
Suggested to his bride “Let’s try chastity.”
On the night of their vow,
She locked him, saying “Now,
Let’s see if you have the tenacity.”

A groom, shared his kink – the audacity!
Had suggested to his bride “Let’s try chastity.”
On their wedding night
She locked him up tight,
Saying, “Let’s see if you have that capacity!”

A man – he’d been married for ages –
Started buying various chastity cages.
His wife found them, you see.
She has collected each key.
His arousal, once slaked, now just rages.

He’d tried Viagra, Cialis – and such.
They helped, but it wasn’t very much.
Now his stiff erection
Aims just her direction
In the chastity cage she won’t touch.

[Tom Allen]

I have a weak spot for naughty limericks.
Take my upvote!

[storywriter24]

Clever and fun! Thx.

[williebdenied]

I'll try:

When the man can't control his own dick
The woman knows just what's the trick
She'll reach for the lock
That will trap his bad cock
Then he'll know that's it's high time to lick.

[LockedByBD]

There once was a man from Salinas
who for his wife was libidinous.
Though she thought him a dandy,
he was really too randy,
so she promptly locked up his penis.

[LockedByBD]

Apologies in advance... this stuff has got into my head!

There once was a man of desire
who for chasing his wife didn't tire.
She wrapped up his dong
while singing a song,
with steel, and glue, and barbed wire.


There once was a kinky old fellow
who when locked would howl and bellow.
"Don't yell at me!"
Said his wife with the key
"or I'll break it." So he became mellow.

[LockedByBD]

... and I'd better stop this and go do some useful work...

There once was a woman so wicked:
every penis she saw she restricted.
She put glue in the locks
of hundreds of cocks
'cause she love how they stayed so constricted.