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First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:47 pm
by Justdabbling
This is my first post, I admittedly did not take the time to read all the rules and will therefore be posting cautiously. I ordererd my first male chastity device from the most common place on the net, and my intentions are pretty normal...I think. It’s a normal sized one that Id like to post but I don’t know if that’d be advertising on here so it’s just a semi hard plastic device with that ball sinch and lock n key. I’m just wondering wtf to do. I’m not a small guy, it may be about masturbation, I am married. I’m just interested in this kink. My wife and I have no kids so why not be kinky? So when this thing comes just put my dick in it and expect my wife not to notice? I read some posts saying let your partner do it but I dunno if she’s into it. Classic first timer shit here. Whatever, would appreciate casual users thoughtful responses but I suppose we will see what this site is all about. Thanks.
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:37 pm
by Tom Allen
I ordererd my first male chastity device from the most common place on the net,
I had no idea that MySPace sold chastity devices.
What?
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:53 pm
by Skip
Wow, just wait till Twisted sees this topic.
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:11 pm
by danj
Lock it up, and tell her you have a present for her. Give her the key and see what happens! Could be fun. I'm guessing she has some idea what a chastity device is?
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:53 pm
by locked4her55
Justdabbling wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:47 pmI admittedly did not take the time to read all the rules
Might be justdabbling but surely he's justnotreading which leads me to justnotcommenting.
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:08 pm
by Tom Allen
Lock it up, and tell her you have a present for her. Give her the key and see what happens!
Oh, that's definitely the way to go. Women love sexy surprises.
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:48 pm
by cuyahoga
Tom Allen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:08 pm
Lock it up, and tell her you have a present for her. Give her the key and see what happens!
Oh, that's definitely the way to go. Women love sexy surprises.
Isn’t there a famous internet rule about sarcasm?
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:37 am
by Tom Allen
cuyahoga wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:48 pm
Tom Allen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:08 pm
Lock it up, and tell her you have a present for her. Give her the key and see what happens!
Oh, that's definitely the way to go. Women love sexy surprises.
Isn’t there a famous internet rule about sarcasm?
Are you talking about Rule 34 again?
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:32 am
by cuyahoga
Tom Allen wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:37 am
Are you talking about Rule 34 again?
That’s something different. Had to look it up. Poe’s Law is what I was referencing.
Re: First device to be shipped today, no idea what I’m doing
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:44 am
by cuyahoga
Tom Allen wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:37 am
cuyahoga wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:48 pm
Isn’t there a famous internet rule about sarcasm?
Are you talking about Rule 34 again?
That’s actually funnier. I reference sarcasm; you reference rule 34. Rule 34 says if something exists, there is porn for it, or will be soon.
What would sarcasm porn look like? “Oh, your cock is sooo big, Jerry!” “Oh yeah? And your pussy is sooo tight, Elaine!”