"The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys"

[Sir Chaste]

Cracked.com has compiled a countdown list of "The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys." Included are such items as the "Pig Tail Butt Plug" and the "Area 51 Love Doll," an "out-of-this-world" female which features "three supple breasts and suction cup fingers." MC is represented by the "Houdini Locking Steel" handcuff-style CD, which is probably "not authorized by the Houdini estate." You can view this list of truly unique items as follows: http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_th ... -toys.html Enjoy!

[celticqueens_sub]

how did you find this! Very funny

[Tom Allen]

The Area 51 Love Doll is kind of hot...

[Sir Chaste]

celticqueens_sub: Someone on the Collar Chat Forum had started a similar thread, and posted the link to Cracked.com. Their thread has the same title, and it can be viewed as follows: http://www.collarchat.com/m_4079721/tm.htm Their members also had some interesting reactions to the items on the list!

[celticqueens_sub]

Wet suits do flatter the female form eh?

[Sir Chaste]

Tom, you are in luck! The "Area 51 Love Doll" is manufactured by Pipedream Products, and it is currently available from Amazon at a cost of $24.21. And she even has a little sister! The "Travel Size Area 51 Love Doll" (an alien midget?) can be purchased at a price of $12.18, or both for $36.39. They can both be viewed as follows: http://www.amazon.com/Pipedreams-Area-5 ... B000KBT06E Each doll also comes with a supply of "Free Alien Lube!"

[Sir Chaste]

Cracked.com later compiled a second list, "18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys." This international list includes such items as the Japanese "Disposable Canned Vagina," the "Goo Gobblin' Granny Mature Love Doll" (with removable false teeth for the elderly!), the electric "Drilldo" industrial power tool, and a spiked "Kali's Teeth" CD. Their second list can be viewed as follows: http://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18 ... ecommended Enjoy!

[Sir Chaste]

If you liked the "Area 51 Love Doll," you will just love the selection offered by "Alien Dildos," which have been gathered from various worlds. These multi-colored items include such species as the Predator, Aliens, Avatar, and the Na'vi. Their website can be viewed as follows: http://www.aliendildos.com/dildos.html

[Jedi]

I guess I must be a REAL pervert since I looked through the two lists and started to make a shopping list from them...

[Sir Chaste]

Here is a device that should have been included on one of the two lists. It is the "Enema Backpack," a must-have item for the person on the go (so to speak!). It is available from the German firm Bizarre Fetish Shop, and it can be viewed as follows: http://www.bizarre-lifestyle.com/shop/e ... kpack.html