We went out to lunch today with the family. My fortune cookie:
My wife just smirked. I wonder if she was thinking what I was thinking - I REALLY want an orgasm, but I’m not getting one. So I’m getting some experience instead!
My fortune cookie today
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Re: My fortune cookie today
We always append "in bed" to our fortunes. My last one was "Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst in bed"
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