Captions for Keyholders

[realguy82]

Countless blogs and tumblr pages are devoted to the “chastity caption” genre. Obviously a lot of guys find these to be a titillating transport into a fantasy world with a perfect keyholder. But it does seem that the form has gotten stale and repetitive. How many different variations can there be on the theme of “only two more months to go honey, and maybe I’ll consider letting you have an orgasm—if you’ve managed to keep me happy in the meantime …”

Usually the voice of the caption is that of the woman depicted in the image, but sometimes the words come from an unseen narrator observing and commenting on the situation. (“She only agreed to try chastity play ‘for a day or two’ because you pestered and begged her… but now it’s been two weeks and no end in sight.”) In any case, the implied hearer of the caption is nearly always the cock-locked male.

This makes sense, I suppose, since the whole chastity thing is mostly a male fantasy. However, it doesn’t have to be that way. As a way to revitalize captioning, I hereby offer a challenge for all the creative people on the forum. Can someone create some good captions for keyholders? That is, captions where the logic and structure of the scene assumes a woman/keyholder as the listener to what the caption is saying.

In case my point isn’t clear, I can refer you to the series of “Porn for Women” books that came out a few years ago. These were captioned images mostly of attractive men saying things like “it’s Super Bowl Sunday, so there probably won’t be long lines if we go drapery shopping this afternoon.” Search “Porn for Women” on Amazon, or go to someplace like http://passthezoloft.blogspot.com/2008/ ... women.html for actual examples.

Regardless of the specific content, the ‘voice’ of all these images is clearly addressing an audience of women, in contrast with the voice of all chastity captions that I’ve seen. So the challenge is essentially to come up with an expressly chastity themed riff on “Porn for Women” (or point me to a tumblr that is already doing this).

It occurs to me that such a project might be a useful resource in the eternal ‘how do I convince my skeptical/reluctant wife to be my keyholder’ dilemma. Or it might simply be an alternative perspective that re-injects a little hottness in the tired captioned image field.

[TwistedMister]

Hmmmmm, might not be a completely bad idea...

[jfenoffti]

Interesting that you should post this. I am attacking the issue for my own personal gain (i.e. ‘how do I convince my skeptical/reluctant wife to be my keyholder’ ? ) And in the first trial (just last week) It met with success! So, I am encouraged to continue. Nothing like some positive feedback! Or in this case, orgasm denial.

I sent her a couple of missives - "Denial without the tease is nothing" and "Many wives think that all you have to do is lock up their husband's cock and then forget it. That is a mistake - to get the best out of your locked cuckold you need to tease him thoroughly and regularly. The possibilities are endless - here is one idea that is very effective!" [ photo of caged cock in wife's ample cleavage]

So, after being away on business for a month, we're together in a motel on our way home. I'm still out of my cage for a day after our initial reunion, and she begins kissing me, working her way south. I remark "You've been practising!" (She had not (at least to the best of my knowledge), but man, was she good! OMG!) KH works her way back up to my nipples and continues her oral ministrations. I roll over on top of her and she says "No orgasm for you!" ok... So I start to move south to take care of her and she says "NO! I don't need it or want it now. Get up and let's get on the road!"

We did.

(Could probably post this in hot things your KH has said thread too.

Anyway, I may create some more and test 'em on my KH.

[Locked by LRC]

Not totally captions with like a short story but will have personal views or comments on the images.

Have a KH try http://sexualdestinies.tumblr.com/

Her introduction is; "I am a female writer who loves all things sexual and celebrates the beautiful form of a man. This is my kinky escape exploring my wants, current lifestyle and desires."

She has naked men, some bondage and chastity. Even being a straight man I still find some of her images interesting and erotic to view.

[VinnyDee]

I have never known a woman who is interested in porn on the internet. Most porn is made for guys for a good reason. I do not get turned on by chastity or orgasn denial blogs. How many ways can you say the same things? I think the captions are from the woman's view because there are a lot of guys into chastity but have no keyholder, and this allows them to imagine what their keyholder would say, if they had one. It is not unusual to find guys locking themselves in chastity. It serves the same purpose as all other porn, to let the guy imagine what it is like to be doing what they see. I never had a woman ask me to watch porn or even mentioned it. Men are visual creatures, women are not. This is why you read so many posts by guys who want to watch their wife with other men and very few posted by woman who want to watch their husband with anyone.

[Dixon A Cage]

You can check out my Tumblr at http://big-kahuna-69.tumblr.com. I've just started doing captions and am going to do more. Warning, you will find stuff there that may not fit your kink. That which has been seen....

[Grizzly228]

One of my exes watched a lot of porn and in hindsight was probably a wannabe Dom. She enjoyed having power over me but not always sexual. I did not enjoy it in that way as I was not sexualizing her behavior. I just thought she was a selfish person. But thinking back to some of the things she liked and didn't like (didn't like showing her orgasm, didn't like me going down on her, she tried to put something in my butt once which in context was not sexy at all) and she made me wait through a sleepless night after sex before allowing me to orgasm but rewarded me by allowing me to finish in her mouth...idk I think she wanted to be the domme but wasn't sure how to approach it or I just wasn't subservient enough. I am not really a person that likes being controlled unless it's in a sexual bedroom manner. Not all day everyday.

But I look back on that sometimes and wish I would have brought up the cage as I'd just started experimenting with it and wonder if she would have taken to it and if would still be together. She was a hot Asian too. It sounds too good to be true but that was my reality. And honestly it wasn't very fun at the time. I guess that's one reason I like my fantasies a little more grounded. The fantasy doesn't usually hold up in reality.