The 12 joys of Christmas

[Len51]

My wife gave me a list of 12 things I am to do for her tonight as her xmas gift.

1. My wife will ring her bell to signal that it is time to shower and shave off all my body hair.
2. Take a full strength Viagra pill
3. Go to the bedroom and lay in the dark waiting for her to enter when she is done watching TV
4. Present my butt for use of her new xmas cane and I do not mean the candy kind.
5. Put on the panties and bra she bought me for xmas.
6. Massage her body.
7. Present my nipples for the Talon Clips and my balls for applying Icy Hot.
8. Perform oral on her but only to edge her a few times and when she is ready to cum, I am to present her vibrator to her to finish herself off as she humiliates me by telling me why BOB (battery operated buddy) is better than my tongue or penis.
9. After her orgasm I am to lick her vibrator clean as usual and then wash it.
10. Return to bed with a warm washcloth to clean my her vagina. Then dry it.
11. Then she will then unlock me and edge me over and over again until I beg her to stop.
12. After straightening out the bed, I am to make my wife a cup of coffee and prepare a plate of cookies for her to choose from.

I bought my wife one of those Wedge pillows from http://Liberator.com. It allows her to get into various positions easier. Also raises my butt up in the air for canning. If you do not know about these shaped foam pillows, I suggest that you visit their website and look at their videos that show how you can use them. Look at the basic Wedge first.