Hot things your keyholder has said!

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Post by all41 » Wed May 01, 2019 8:07 pm

LOL... my keyholder said the other day. I think I am just going to lay on the couch today and pet my kitty today a short pause and she said well that sounded perty bad
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Post by sirmebane » Fri May 03, 2019 12:20 pm

Our new flirtation has become me finding new and unique ways to ask for sex that she won't give me. I had a headache and she offered aspirin. I offered, "Do you know what they say is great for headaches?"

She caught on immediately and gave me a firm, "no."

I feebly reminded her that it has been FOUR WHOLE DAYS to which is replied, "Do you think I can't count?!"
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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

Post by KittensBoyToy » Fri May 03, 2019 4:20 pm

sirmebane wrote:
Fri May 03, 2019 12:20 pm
I feebly reminded her that it has been FOUR WHOLE DAYS to which is replied, "Do you think I can't count?!"
I just changed my calendar over to May. I am at day 35 this time with no relief in sight.
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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

Post by jfenoffti » Mon May 06, 2019 2:25 pm

locked4her55 wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 7:45 am
Tullyboy wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:06 pm
Pussy is one of the few spicier words that TullyGirl will say. It works well in our bedroom, too!
So this past Easter we hosted the families. You know how there's always that Aunt or Uncle that you have to invite but would rather not. Well we have one and she means well but she's old and really out of touch with the real world. Her really only companion in life is her cat. At the dinner table we get talking about animals and she blurts out, "would you like to see a picture of my pussy". My wife almost spit out her wine. :lol:
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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

Post by Tom Allen » Mon May 13, 2019 9:10 am

(Mrs Edge has kept me locked and denied since March of 2018. We have settled into a twice a week lovemaking routine, usually a midweek evening, and a weekend morning, with me wearing my strapon. That's when our conversations usually happen).

Me: "It's way past a year, now. You still doing okay with this arrangement?"
Her: "Pretty soon we'll be saying it's over a year and a half. Ooh, don't stop..."
Me: "Pretty soon we'll be saying it's over five years."
Her: "No, it'll be permanent... oh my god..."
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Post by cshorts » Sat May 18, 2019 2:21 pm

Her: Today is your lucky day.

Me: Why?

Her: I’m going on a trip so you can have your recovery period and I won’t miss your lack of attentiveness.
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