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mykey wrote:Imagine my horror when I see the one marked toys, now empty and ready for reuse.

Aahhhhhhhh!
Oh hell, don't stop there; tell us what happened next!
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Lol!

Absolutely nothing said at the time. No mention at all. But every now and then since Sandys mum will make the odd 'innocent' comment, eg about sandy being more experienced. The one that cringed me the most was when we were dressed to go out to a fetish club. I had a change of clothes in the car but sandy had dressed up. By which I mean she had on heels and thigh high nylons and that's all. Over this her long winter coat (it was winter).

Her mum, who was babysitting said something about I bet you are naked under that coat. Then something about a program on tv she had seen about nice middle England people who go to 'sex clubs'. We just laughed along with her and ran before I had a chance to sink completely into a hole in the ground.

/cringe!
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Dev wrote:So now I need to know...what's the difference between a jumping bat and a riding crop?
Click around on the site I linked to and you'll see. Most of what you see in adult toy stores are bats. A crop has a 'tail' on it, and would be really severe.
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Bats are shorter and more sturdy. A crop is longer and more 'whippy'.
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Thanks, Keyhldr.

I don't see any bats or crops in our sexual future. However, we did go to the hardware store this afternoon and buy 10 ft. of plastic chain and a couple of locks... ;)
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Dev wrote:I am sure Thumper can do that. Thumper, are you listening?
As Atone's already pointed out, the Member's Lounge is member's only. No snoopy civilians.
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Kinda makes me wish I still made floggers... I have a great initial market with this topic going on lol
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Our crop was bought as a costume piece, and just transitioned into the bedroom. He enjoys it, me not so much. I am not one for pain.
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We have horses. I have bats, crops, lunging whips (and I'm really good at cracking them too!), bits, spurs, pretty much the whole 9 yards. :-) None of the equine paraphernalia has found it's way into the bedroom yet though. I do have a leather 'slapper' that I occasionally tan L2BL's bottom with though! :-)
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We have a play room in our basement that we keep locked. In it we have a bunch of dungeon furniture but to be truthful lately it has become a junk room. Most of our toys are either in my closet or my wife's and the play occurs in our bedroom. Of course whenever my in-laws come to visit I get a lecture about the need to dekink my wife's closet.

I do think we will be returning the playroom to a playroom though.
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