Actually, I'm hoping for an ejaculatory orgasm.....I'm dreaming...of a white christmas....
But seriously, I'm getting a Jailbird to replace the plastic thing. And wife ordered something else, although she won't tell me what it is.
My guess is that it's a little stainless steel padlock to go through my PA piercing, for times when I can't wear the Jailbird. I saw her eyeing them off the other day.