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the only activity I have found I can't do is airport security How about Airport Security as a sport? I can just see it... points for: a) if you are detected or not, b) how many people are called over when the alarm goes off, c) if you are taken to an exam room, d) how much time it takes after the a...

My main problem seems to be that the gf really wants my cock in her when she gets turned on.

Gee! What a problem!

OK, you want back on the "hot things she said" thread...

This morning we were discussing upcoming schedule items and out of the blue she said

"Maybe I won't unlock you for your colonoscopy."

Schnoff wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 18, 2020 2:48 pm

Tom Allen wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:06 pm

That kind of scale would have to go to 100.

That's what log scales are for.

Yeah... but... mine goes to Eleven!

After coming home from my annual checkup, having been unlocked for a few days, I asked my wife and keyholder if she really wanted me locked up again. Smiling, she replied "I think you know the answer to that question!" ... Later that night as I got into bed I said to her (in jest) "I don't know what...

Last weekend while we were still lying in bed I said ...

"I'd make love to you but somebody left me locked overnight."
"And you're going to stay locked for a long time!"

"I'm horny."
"I know. I like you that way."

After I got in bed with her the other night I asked "You haven't replaced me with your vibrator, have you?"

"What's it to you?"

The other night we were watching TV before bed and I casually asked
"Since you're in compete control of my sex life, can you tell me what the chances of my getting lucky tonight are?"

She just started laughing!

This morning after breakfast I was discussing our upcoming anniversary with my wife. I asked her what she wanted and told her I'd go shopping that afternoon. She asked what I wanted, then paused for a while, started laughing, and said "Other than sex, of course!"