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Dev wrote:...I seem to be developing a device obsession...
It's easy to do, isn't it?
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Dev wrote:if I were to order another device (which, because I seem to be developing a device obsession I might very well do...LOL) I will probably go for a shorter cage.
OK, but what happens when you get him going? Currently, I have anywhere from 3/8" to zero room left in the 6000, and any excitement just makes me fill it. If it gets stuck halfway down, which would be about the same as having a 2" cage, then way too much is left out of constraints, will fill all the way up (excepting the last 2"), and I end up with the base ring way up there, and can even wind up with that awful kicked in the nuts feeling.

So it seems like _some_ slack space is in order.
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thumper wrote:
Dev wrote:...I seem to be developing a device obsession...
It's easy to do, isn't it?
Incredibly easy. And since we've decided that "Dev's in charge" (see the blog tomorrow morning for our 9 word contract, of which you've just read 3 of the 9 words), I can happily go off and order all the various chastity devices I want, as long as the budget holds out....LOL.

There's a long standing joke in the nursing profession about "appliance nurses," ie, those nurses who work a extra few shifts over a month or so to be able to buy a new appliance, like a dishwasher or refrigerator. I'm so pathetic...I've become a chastity device appliance nurse. Hell, work a 12 hour day and I'll be able to pay for the thing and have money leftover for a new lock. LOL.

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likes2blocked wrote:
Dev wrote:if I were to order another device (which, because I seem to be developing a device obsession I might very well do...LOL) I will probably go for a shorter cage.
OK, but what happens when you get him going? Currently, I have anywhere from 3/8" to zero room left in the 6000, and any excitement just makes me fill it. If it gets stuck halfway down, which would be about the same as having a 2" cage, then way too much is left out of constraints, will fill all the way up (excepting the last 2"), and I end up with the base ring way up there, and can even wind up with that awful kicked in the nuts feeling.

So it seems like _some_ slack space is in order.
This is the problem when a woman is doing the shopping and has absolutely no clue what it feels like to wear a chastity device---and has a husband who doesn't complain much. I do get him going on a regular basis. Sneaky sneaks out right to the end. I have no freaking clue what it would feel like if there was no slack in there at all. But then, there's a comment here that says he's supposed to fill it right to the end. Who knows?

I am beginning to think the well-dressed chaste man has a variety of devices at his keyholder's disposal. The plastic one for flying on the plane. The open one with some room at then end for day-to-day wear (ease of peeing and overall comfort, don't-ya-know). The more closed in, smaller metal device for a bit of torture on the weekend. A locking cock ring for those times when a cage won't do but a man needs to be reminded who is in charge...

Like I said, a slight obsession. Oh well, how many pairs of shoes did Imelda Marcos own? This is small potatoes.

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likes2blocked wrote:OK, but what happens when you get him going? Currently, I have anywhere from 3/8" to zero room left in the 6000, and any excitement just makes me fill it. If it gets stuck halfway down, which would be about the same as having a 2" cage, then way too much is left out of constraints, will fill all the way up (excepting the last 2"), and I end up with the base ring way up there, and can even wind up with that awful kicked in the nuts feeling.

So it seems like _some_ slack space is in order.
Here is his exact response...

"You should not have a gap you should fill the cage at all times."
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Dev wrote:I've become a chastity device appliance nurse.
Hmmm. Chastity nurses. I foresee an entirely new subgenre of chastity porn springing up around these two words...
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Chastehusband wrote:"You should not have a gap you should fill the cage at all times."
So I'm guessing, when erect (or attempting to be), the meat's squeezing out the sides like Play-Doh, right? It'd have to be. Anyone willing to share a picture or two?
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Dev wrote:I'm so pathetic...I've become a chastity device appliance nurse. Hell, work a 12 hour day and I'll be able to pay for the thing and have money leftover for a new lock. LOL.
Snork - there's a song about this -

Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage, 'A Token of My Extreme':

L. Ron Hoover:
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist,
It appears to me!

Joe:
That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster
Or a color T.V.

L. Ron Hoover:
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES . . .
Get the picture?

This is followed by:

"Sy Borg"

Sy Borg:
All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient

Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

Sy Borg:
You'll love it!
It's a way of life.

[...]

Joe:
Speak to me
Oh no . . .
The golden shower must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have plooked him . . .
Hey
To death . . .
Hey

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . .
You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker
And you're gonna have to pay for it!
So give up, you haven't got a chance.

Joe:
But I . . .
I, I, I, I, I . . .
I can't pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy religious guy . . .
Two songs ago . . .

------------------

So as long as you don't go buying any Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plookers, I think you'll be just fine...

You'll love it. It's a way of life... :lol:
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thumper wrote: So I'm guessing, when erect (or attempting to be), the meat's squeezing out the sides like Play-Doh, right? It'd have to be. Anyone willing to share a picture or two?
Hmmm - that _could_ be the difference. In the CB, there is no going out the sides. Simple physics - pressure applies equally in all directions, no place to go but out. In the Jailbird, there's another available dimension, and the bars would tend to discourage further expansion, resulting in the ring _not_ heading outwards, and pulling on the most sensitive bits...

Augh, so this is what happens when an engineering geek starts thinking about chastity devices. I'm completely hopeless...
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The thing I found with the cb6000s was that regardless of spacer size (which kinda increases the length a little) it was the ring size that made the difference between painful nocturnal erections or not. Right now I use the smallest spacer and the second to largest ring, if I go a ring size smaller = pain, even if I put the longest spacer on to effectively extend the tube length by a few 8th or an inch.

Here are some photos from cage chronicles...

http://www.cagechronicles.com/2010/09/29/locked/
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