Christmas ditties, carols and jollyficatioms

[Mr Pickle]

It looks like Christmas will be difficult this year for us, so I thought it would be nice to have some good ol fashioned sing song to cheer us up. Christmas chastity type of thing.
All silly song donations welcome.

Here's one to get the ball rolling.

Jingle bells jingle bells.
My wife has the key.
She isn't going to let me out till she's made use of me.
Cos she has all the orgasms and I do as I'm told
She keeps me locked as long as she can, then makes me eat my load.

Thank you.

[addadayplease]

Tune
I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

I’m dreaming of a full orgasm.
Just like the ones I used to know,
With a hard erection
In my midsection.
My! How she used to love that show!

I’m dreaming of a full orgasm.
She says my libido needs more height.
For now, my cock remains locked tight
But she said I can pleasure her tonight!

[addadayplease]

Chastity Carols.

Tune: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Singer: The Keyholder

Have yourself a horny, happy Christmas
Lock that cage on tight.
From now on I’ll deny you nearly every night.

Have yourself a horny, happy Christmas.
You won’t cum this week.
From now on my pleasures will be what you seek.

You don’t live like in olden days,
In cock freedom like before.
You’re all mine and I like it so,
So get down upon the floor.

All next year, you’ll do as I command you,
See, you’re naked now.
Until next year, your spurting shall be disallowed.
So have yourself a horny, happy Christmas now.
Yes, have yourself a happy locked-up Christmas now.

[addadayplease]

Chastity Carols.

Tune: It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Singer: The Keyholder, of the man who hasn’t cum all year.

It’s the horniest time of the year.
There’s been no ‘missionary’
Since last January. Yes, that much is clear.
It’s the horniest time of the year.

It’s my hap-happiest season of all.
My pussy’s been pleasured
Way beyond measure!
Wow. We’ve both had a ball!
It’s my hap-happiest season of all.

I’ve got labia for licking.
His nipples for flicking.
That penis is mostly told “NO!”
We’ve new chastity stories,
Recalling glories of his
Orgasms long, long ago!

It’s the horniest time of the year.
His cock will be straining,
But no one’s complaining –
At least none I hear.
It’s the horniest time of the year.

There won’t be any fucking.
Or any dick sucking.
While I go beyond the plateau!
We’ve new chastity stories,
Recalling glories of his
Orgasms long, long ago!

It’s the horniest time of the year.
His cock will be straining,
But no one’s complaining –
At least none I hear.
It’s the horniest time of the year.

[Mr Pickle]

These are brilliant. What an Album they would make

[TheNookieMonster]

I haven't had much time to browse the forums recently but the first thread I read put a big smile on my face. Thanks, these are good
Merry Christmas.

[addadayplease]

Tune: I Saw Mommy's kissing Santa Claus!

"I saw....Mommy! Santa!"
By: addadayplease 12/22/2023
Apologies to Authors: Tommie Connor / Lai Bing Tsang

I saw Mommy fondle Santa Claus
Over by the Christmas tree last night.
I couldn’t help but glance.
She’s got her hands down in his pants!
They didn’t see me hiding there behind the Poinsettia plants.

Then, I saw Mommy lock up Santa Claus.
I can’t unsee the crazy things I saw.
I heard a little click.
Did she just cage his great, big dick?
I thought if Daddy knew this, he’d be an angry kind of sick.

Then I saw Mommy finger Santa Claus.
She poked him where his poopy stuff comes out.
My eyes got big and wide.
As she slid it up inside.
So silently I slid to a closer place in which to hide.

Then I saw Mommy spanking Santa Claus.
Until his ass was red like Rudolf’s nose.
I was shocked at these surprises.
I wonder if Daddy realizes
What Mommy did to Santa Claus last night.

I know Daddy would be in shock.
‘Bout all she did to Santa’s cock!
Yes…It was Mom with Santa Claus last night.

(While fading out.)
I saw it…I really did.
I’m gonna tell my dad.
He’s gonna be mad.
I saw the fondle…the cage…the spanking.
They wrestled…naked…later.
Come on…you got to believe me.
I saw it…I really did.

[addadayplease]

Chastity Carols

Tune: Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Title: Mrs. Claus Ain’t Playing Around
“Mrs. Claus speaks to her subbie.”

by addadayplease

Oh, You better not splooge.
You better not spurt.
You better not jizz
on Mrs. Claus’s skirt.
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

She knows that “Saint Nick”
is really no saint;
With a cage on his cock
and a chain down his taint
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

She’ll says “You’re locked ‘till New Years.”
But it really will be Valentines.
She’s tasked the lady elves to invent
New security cage designs.

No, You better not splooge.
You better not spurt.
You better not jizz
on Mrs. Claus’s skirt.
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

She locks the old man
in a J.B. or Vice.
She already knows
he’s naughty, she’s nice.
Mrs. Claus aint playing around.

She hasn’t a clue
how the reindeers can fly.
She just likes her perks
when St. Nick is denied.
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

The lady elves in toy land
Love this day of happy cheer.
It is the day all the male elves
Get relocked for another year.

No, You better not splooge.
You better not spurt.
You better not jizz
on Mrs. Claus’s skirt.
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

Though, his cock is locked up,
She gets off from his tongue.
Christmas Eve morn
Is when Mrs. Claus cums.
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

When he’s home the next day,
She’ll torment his dick.
She’s fashioned a gag
From peppermint stick.
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

“Shush now, Mr. Kringle.
There is no need to despond.
Watch as I use MY gift to me.
A cordless “Wonder Wand”

Now, You better not splooge.
You better not spurt.
You better not jizz
on Mrs. Claus’s skirt.
‘Cause Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

She guided the wand
Up under her slips.
All Santa can muster
Is drooling and drips.
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

Then she locks some new bells
Onto Kringle’s caged cock.
It’s why he jingles
Where every he walks.
Mrs. Claus ain’t playing around.

She helps him to bend o’er
His hands tied with her hose.
She spanks his ass as crimson red
As Rudolf’s glowing nose.

Look! You’ve dripped on your drawers.
Now there’s semen…and soot!
You’ll need to dry-clean
That holiday suit.
See….Mrs. Clause ain’t playing around.
Now…go and hose your whole body down.

[addadayplease]

“While Some Men Use Their Cocks Each Night”
From the Keyholder Perspective
With Apologies to Nathan Tate, text writer
Meter 8.6.8.6 (with last line repeated.)
By addadayplease. 12/22/2023

Tune: While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks by night.

“While some men use their cocks each night,
In congress with their wives.
Some men, as thee, denied such joys
Their cocks, though locked, survive.
Their cocks, though locked, survive.

“’Fear not,’ I say, ‘though mighty dread
Has seized your manly mind.
Though you’ll not cum for many days
I’ll pleasure your behind.
I’ll pleasure your behind.’”

“You asked me, dear, to hold this key.
I gladly doth indulge.
We both shall find great pleasures thus -
I love thy straining bulge.
I love thy straining bulge.”

“My dearest, darling, godly babe,
In time, I know, you’ll thank me.
Locked up you are and thus you’ll stay,
Hence forth, I outrank thee
Hence forth, I outrank thee

Thus speaks his wife, his “better half,”
Albeit in a song.
It dawns on him, “She’s taken charge.”
I’ll rarely use my dong.
I’ll rarely use my dong.”

All glory be to she who keeps.
A cock in iron mask.
Heed this warning and fare thee well.
Be careful what thou ask.
Be careful what thou ask.

“While some men use their cocks each night,
No longer thus will you.
A virgin maid birthed Jesus Christ.
Now you’re a virgin too.
Now you’re a virgin too.”

[addadayplease]

Go Down, subhub, and Swallow.
By addadayplease 12/22 to 12/26 of 2023

Tune: Rise Up, Shepherd, and Follow, a traditional carol in the public domain.

I write from the perspective of a male in my monogamous marriage that currently explores the indulgence of her sexuality, the exaltation and worship of her body, the transfer of my satisfactions from my pleasures to her pleasures and the subjugation, teasing and denial of my flesh and its functions through the use of the chastity cage.

In 40.5 years of marriage and about 4 years of chastity play, neither she nor I have ever tasted or swallowed my fluids of arousal or climax. Lately, I have thought about licking up and swallowing my semen puddle but haven’t voluntarily done so. She would never command that I do it, and would never do it herself. She consistently wipes away any drops of pre-cum when doing fellatio.

This chastity carol is in honor of all the subs that, obediently or voluntarily, consume their own cum. Kudos to you!

The Keyholder sings this as a solo.

1. Sub, your slippery slime’s sliding out my slit.
Go down, subhub, and swallow;
Lap it up, lick it off my pussy’s clit.
Go down, subhub, and swallow. [Refrain]

Refrain:
Swallow! Swallow!
Go down, subhub, and swallow.
Slurp up the slithering slop you’ve made.
Go down, subhub, and swallow.

2. You know what to do, so with no delays.
Go down, subhub, and swallow;
You won’t cum again for ninety more days.
Go down, subhub, and swallow. [Refrain]

3 Subbie, take good heed to what I command.
Go down, subhub, and swallow;
Don’t forget to lick the fingers of your hands.
Go down, subhub, and swallow. [Refrain]



Original Lyrics:
1 There’s a star in the East on Christmas morn;
Rise up, shepherd, and follow;
It will lead to the place where the Christ was born;
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.

Refrain:
Follow, follow;
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.
Follow the Star of Bethlehem;
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.

2 Leave your sheep, leave your sheep, and leave your lambs;
Rise up, shepherd, and follow;
Leave your ewes and your rams, leave your ewes and rams;
Rise up, shepherd, and follow. [Refrain]

3 If you take good heed to the angel’s words;
Rise up, shepherd, and follow;
You’ll forget your flocks, you’ll forget your herds;
Rise up, shepherd, and follow. [Refrain]