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Re: Chastity songs

Postby Cueball » Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:50 pm

Nobody but Me by the Human Beinz (1967)

How can the playlist not include a song that starts out like this:

No No
No
No No
No No No No No
No
No No
No No No No
No No No No
No No No No
No No No No No No

That's 31 consecutive "No"s if I've counted right. 62 if you allow for the fact that this part is repeated.

No idea what the rest of the song is about, something about the uniqness of the singers ability to do the Skate, the Philly, and the Boodogaloo, whatever those sex acts might be.
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Re: Chastity songs

Postby sirmebane » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:57 pm

I have heard this one three times since this thread started and finally remembered to post it.

Steve Miller Band
"Abracadabra"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QyoRzZrF00

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burning flame
Burning flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
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Re: Chastity songs

Postby Cueball » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:28 am

Thanks for the addition. Glad to see this be a group effort.
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Re: Chastity songs

Postby Cueball » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:47 am

Penis Envy by Uncle Bonsai
(long intro, song starts at 1:20)

This song is a compendium of the kinds of things one might do with a penis if only one were accessible and available. File under "nostalgia"


If I had a penis, I'd wear it outside.
In cafes and car lots, with pomp and with pride.
If I had a penis, I'd pamper it proper.
I'd stay in the tub, and use me as a stopper.

If I had a penis, I'd take it to parties.
Stretch it and stroke it, and shove it at smarties.
I'd take it to pet shows, and teach it to stay.
I'd stuff it in turkeys on Thanksgiving Day!


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Re: Chastity songs

Postby Cueball » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:59 am

Well, anything by The Temptations might qualify for the playlist just based on the band's name, but this one in particular seems to fit:

Lock it in the Pocket


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Re: Chastity songs

Postby Cueball » Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:15 pm

And speaking of temptation, there's the song from 1933:

You came, I was alone
I should have known you were temptation
You smiled, luring me on
My heart was gone, you were temptation
It would be thrilling
If you were willing
If it can never be
Pity me for you are temptation and I am yours

Here is my heart, take it and say
We'll never part
I'm just a slave
Only a slave to you, temptation
You were born to be kissed
I can't resist.

You are temptation and I am yours
Here is my heart, take it and say
We'll never part
I'm just a slave
Only a slave to you, temptation

It's been covered by a bunch of singers, from Bing Crosby to The Everly Brothers. My favorite verison is by Mark Sandman and the Either / Orchestra (Mark Sandman was the bassist and vocalist for Morphene for those of you taking notes)


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Re: Chastity songs

Postby Cueball » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:03 pm

And then there's Tom Waits' version of Temptation (different song) from the brilliant Frank's Wild Years

Rusted brandy in a diamond glass
everything is made from dreams
time is made from honey slow and sweet
only the fools know what it means
temptation, temptation, temptation
oh, temptation, temptation, I can't resist


I know that she is made of smoke
but I've lost my wayy
she knows that I am broke
so that I must play
temptation, temptation, temptation
oh, whoa, temptation, temptation, I can't resist


Dutch pink and Italian blue
she is waiting there for you
my will has disappeared
now my confusions oh so clear
temptation, temptation, temptation
whoa, whoa, temptation, temptation
I can't reisist

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Re: Chastity songs

Postby Cueball » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:19 am

U2 with Desire.

Seems pretty self-explanatory.

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Re: Chastity songs

Postby sirmebane » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:44 pm

Funny how songs you have heard for decades suddenly pop into your head on some oldies radio station as having a completely different meaning than you remember.


I Just Want To Be Your Everything
Bee Gees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6L8-lxaA8

I would wait forever for those lips of wine
Build my world around you, darling
This love will shine girl
Watch it and see
If you give a little more then you're asking for
Your love will turn the key
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Re: Chastity songs

Postby locktom » Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:10 am

This thread has really taken off! How about Meat Loaf's 'All Revved Up with No Place to Go'?
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