Hot things your keyholder has said!

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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

Postby sirmebane » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:14 am

Getting a proper tease last night I complimented her that I could see having an orgasm one day if she persisted for a period of time. She took it as the compliment it was intended but then looked both curious and alarmed, "You can't really orgasm when you're locked can you?"

Yeah, we wouldn't locked that, would we.

She followed up with "Do you still leak?"
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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

Postby TwistedMister » Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:51 am

Watching Master Chef last night (previously recorded), 'mystery box' challenge- one contestant got cow testicles, I said "I'm not eating balls." She says "How about if I eat yours?" I said "Oh, that's OK" and smiled.

Then she said, "How about if I bring a cowboy home, will you eat his?" (She's going to Texas again next week.)

I said "Not a chance."

She said "What if I *make* you?"

Being the sort that gets a kick out of looking for trouble, I responded "I don't think you've got what it takes..." (Left unsaid was the specific qualifier "...to *make me do *that*..." and it occurs to me now that I should have completed the sentence, as she may have misunderstood my response as being applicable to the whole subject, and could have caused her some disappointment by making her think that her 'tease' wasn't particularly effective. It would take (I think) a good deal of force/pain to make me do that and I don't think she is [currently] capable of inflicting it on me.)

I went to bed with a stiffie, because although the idea of her fucking someone else has been bandied about, the idea of her forcing me to lick his balls is something that has never come up before, nor have I ever written a story about such a thing so this came completely out of her own mind...
07/01/17 "I *really enjoy* teasing you, getting you all worked up and then leaving you hanging." --Mrs. Twisted
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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

Postby samleo_1999 » Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:36 am

Once when I was massaging my Wife, she became exceptionally dreamy and horny for oral. I sense the signs, and this is my cue to beg to lick her. Upon being given permission, I began to do so, starting at her breasts and working my way down her belly. She particularly enjoys her navel being tongued and while I was doing it, she casually rolled over, denying me access to her pussy, but presenting me her ass. I hesitated for the briefest of moments and she said "this is your place, work on it".

PS- I worked on it for quite some time, then she rolled over allowing me take her orgasm. This has since become our oral routine.
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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

Postby crated51 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:04 am

"Here is what's going to happen....."
It's not happy people that are thankful, it's thankful people that are happy.
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Re: Hot things your keyholder has said!

Postby sirmebane » Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:06 pm

Wife and I took daughter and her boyfriend to dinner at our local Chinese restaurant. We wrapped up the meal and got our fortune cookies. When I opened mine, I shared it with my wife to see if she got the same impression that I did when I read it.

"BE PATIENT. GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT."

Yep, she got it and laughed out loud which got the attention of the kids across the table. She opened her cookie and we both marveled at how relevant the cookies seemed to be.

"An act of charity will be appreciated more than you realize. Do something kind for someone today."

We both laughed openly while the kids struggled to get the joke.
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