You guys here are a bunch of weirdoes and perverts. Why would anyone do that, let alone allow someone to ever put something like that on their cock? Gotta go.
The buzzer just went off on the dryer and I have some ironing to do and clothes to put away. The wife just told me she wants a pedicure and massage after I finish making supper and do the dishes.
She also told me that she bought me some designer underwear she going to put on me after she ties me up. Boy is she kinky!
The underwear is made by some guy called Joe Boxer, no. Calvin Klein, no. Oh yeah, Neo Steel. Somebody saw to many Matrix movies!
Current device - MM Custom
Previous devices - CB2000, 3000, 6000, 6000s, Curve